Luvvie and Miss Zindzi via their twitter accounts, are part of a hilarious set of commentators who curate, disseminate, and dissect information and provide colorful commentary on pop culture and the goings on on twitter. Miss Zindzi's catalog of 25 dumbest tweets captures twitteratti and low-key personalities alike in the funniest of grammatical gymnastics, or sorcery, because some of these tweets are for the paranormal experts to fully master their true meaning.
Highlights include:
4) @Cdotthecatalyst RT @wait_Ur_A_NATE: this nigga got cerrobopause, why the fuck he keep moving his hand <– u mean cerebral paulsy?9) @ItsNotU_itsRIS: Women, stop puttin these men on such a high pedal stool. Not all of them are worth it #imjustsayin13) @HP3D: if your gone hang with bitches, they minus well be female
Oh yeah, Waka Flocka too:
17) @WakaFlocka1017: A hater is a undercover admiru

I don't know how 50 Cent didn't make honorable mention, or Diddy's now famous gasping for breath tweet didn't make the cut, but clearly 140 characters offers enough room to massacre the Queen's tongue.
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