Thursday, December 30, 2010

Dumbest Tweets of 2010

Brought to you by the phenomenon that is Black Twitter, and curated by culture commentators Luvvie and Miss Zindzi. If you're clueless as to the vibrancy of Black people on twitter, it's been reported they constitute at close 25% of all twitter users and the propensity of this bloc to churn out popular trending topics isn't news anymore, its the culture of twitter now.

Luvvie and Miss Zindzi via their twitter accounts, are part of a hilarious set of commentators who curate, disseminate, and dissect information and provide colorful commentary on pop culture and the goings on on twitter. Miss Zindzi's catalog of 25 dumbest tweets captures twitteratti and low-key personalities alike in the funniest of grammatical gymnastics, or sorcery, because some of these tweets are for the paranormal experts to fully master their true meaning.

Highlights include:

4) @Cdotthecatalyst RT @wait_Ur_A_NATE: this nigga got cerrobopause, why the fuck he keep moving his hand <– u mean cerebral paulsy?

9) @ItsNotU_itsRIS: Women, stop puttin these men on such a high pedal stool. Not all of them are worth it #imjustsayin

13) @HP3D: if your gone hang with bitches, they minus well be female
Oh yeah, Waka Flocka too:
17) @WakaFlocka1017: A hater is a undercover admiru

I don't know how 50 Cent didn't make honorable mention, or Diddy's now famous gasping for breath tweet didn't make the cut, but clearly 140 characters offers enough room to massacre the Queen's tongue.



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